When I finished reading I said to myself, “No fucking way!” Clever… very clever. You win this time.
This is by far the greatest post in existence. You can all go home. I am in pure awe at the brilliance of this. The world is beautiful and there is hope for humanity.
Dies for the first time playing Dragon Age 2… died because of some of my actions from Origins came back to bite me in the ass.
THIS IS THE WORST IRONY I COULD EVER SUFFER.
The Hemsworth brothers, Tom Hanks, and Meryl Streep star in a 1:00 “Charlie Bit My Finger” spoof
is thiS FOR REAL DID THEY ACTUALY TAKE THE TIME TO DO THIS I CAN NOT HANDLE
I don’t even know
this is almost at 60.000 notes what the-
LET THE STORM RAGE ON
STOP IT FRIEND OMG.
LIKE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS NO STOP.
(And yes I’m kinda glad you didn’t reply as Fenris. Trying to come up with witty responses whilst drunk would not work at all. AT ALL. I sent like half the texts in the middle of dancing holy shit I’m terrible just don’t let me dance just don’t do it.)
Because you got me into Fenders and Dragon Age (in that fucking order what the hell) so me tormenting you with Fenris is my retort until I’ve got a cosplay of him done. Then I’ll just bide my time, yup.
(I don’t think I’d have managed it more than sending one of those heart hand photos before I lost myself with more laughter. It worked better to just keep replying normally than try to do something like that haha. And dance. Because spicy shimmy.)
Pfft I’ll admit reading back on them was hilarious. I’m so fucking dumb I swear to goD.
ALSO DON’T DO HEART HANDS I JUST THINK OF THE DUMB FENRIS PHOTO YOU TOOK OMG WHY IS THIS MY LIFE NOW WHAT DID I DO WRONG???
hahahah ONE DAY FRIEND I ASSURE YOU
WHICH DUMB PHOTO? THERE ARE TWO NOW WITH THAT DESCRIPTION.
THIS ONE OR
THIS ONE HAHAHA
(Also be glad, after one of the texts last night I was gonna send the first one as a response but stopped myself thinking Fenris + drunk Cecil = bad things in the near future)
Looking at my phone and just seeing the text ‘HELP’ from Gammabro.
Just the word help. Nothing else. In the context of things, Its the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen.
You’re a dick.
Don’t laugh at me being drunk that’s just cruel omg I like apologised so much already man don’t mock meee. U:
I love you too.
But I couldn’t help it, I lost it after just getting the text ‘HELP’ randomly from you and knew you was gone. I’ve never had anyone drunk text me properly so it was an experience.
I want us to go drinking some time now tho, yes. If we don’t it’ll be criminal.